RULES FOR EASTER CANDY

Rule #1 Don’t leave the Easter basket sitting on the coffee table and leave the blinds open, too.

Rule #2 Don’t eat all your jelly beans at once. (Smucker’s jelly beans are really good but those green apple and orange ones are tart).

Rule #3 Don’t go buy more Easter candy just because it’s on sale (i.e. dark chocolate Hershey hugs…)

Rule #4 Anything choclate made in the shape of an animal is cute, but usually doesn’t taste as good as it looks.

Rule #5 Peeps. Just say no.

I have a tummy ache…