A SPECIAL GUEST TOP 10

My friend D Squared in Tennessee sent me this today and I had to share. (Hope you don’t mind, D… :p)

Top 10 Reasons Scheryce/Dee are not married. . .

10. When I kiss the frog he turns into a TOAD

9. Polygyny isn’t my bag

8. My biological clock isn’t ticking – it’s digital

7. Shrimp cocktail is considered a food, not a social status

6. I don’t care if my eggs get old

5. My parents would miss me

4. “I’m a Christian” is not a pick up line

3. No one seems to believe that I am not hard to please

2. Contrary to popular belief, celibacy is not an STD

1. Everything is in Divine Order