CONGRATULATIONS, RICE OWLS!

Houston’s own Rice Owls have won the NCAA Baseball Championship. This proves that smart, articulate people can also play sports…well. It was refreshing to be able to understand every syllable these young men uttered during the post-game interviews. Complete sentences without any, “…uh…” or “…yo…” or shouts out to academically (or criminally) suspended teammates… truly refreshing…

My friend Jarred (Rice graduate) sent me the following. I can only assume that it’s a Rice U. cheer of some sort. (lol)

e to the x, dy/dx;

e to the x, dx;

secant, tangent, cosine, sine;

3.14159;

square root, cube root, btu;

compass, slide rule, go Rice U.!

Cheerleading with an incredibly high GPA…