I’m telling you this is momentous.
Today, when the paper shredder jammed and I took the top off to investigate, I remembered to… (drumroll please)… UNPLUG the paper shredder! So, not only do I know why the paper shredder was jammed… I still have all my fingers.
Small miracles happen every day!
Sassy Dreams Awake 
i’m so proud of my blonde mommy who got smart today! you’re smarter than i am…i was going into my paper shredder with scissors one day (it was still very much plugged in).
Sharon,You aren’t as blonde as you think you are!
she’s not….look at her daughter. she got all the blonde genes no matter how much she tries to dye her hair to cover it up!
and then you spilt coffee all over your keyboard. because that was smart.
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Hey, I’m pretty good at getting coffee out of the keyboard.