PLASTIC FORKS AND SALISBURY STEAK

For the second time in as many weeks, I have broken a plastic fork eating my Healthy Choice Salisbury steak. Last week, the incident was funny, but no steak or persons were harmed in the breaking of said plastic fork.

Today, while sitting with no less than 8 people, my fork broke and one half shot up in the air and landed in the the sauce surrounding my steak. If the incident had ended there, I would have been satisfied, but seeing the sauce dotting my friend Kelly’s arm and sweater made me want to crawl under the table.

I am glad I have friends who laugh with me, As I wiped off Kelly’s sweater (I promise it was one dot! You believe me, don’t you Kelly?), I shook my head and made a mental note to carry the plastic knife with me next time.

Fortunately for me, one of Kelly’s lifelong dreams is to try out new perfumes, and today she was able to test Eau de Salisbury Steak… or as I like to call it, Le Splash O’Broken Plastique Forke.

3 Comments Add yours

  1. Dana says:

    I was quite envious of the lovely glow and aroma of her arm afterwards. I shall have to try the aforenamed ‘perfume/lotion’. She called and said her dogs won’t leave her alone and there were 3 cats outside on her patio all night… HMMM?

  2. Anonymous says:

    Just like the sour cream day and Elizabeth! Glad you joined my club!LMS

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