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I BET BEN FRANKLIN NEVER HAD THIS PROBLEM

It’s been an odd week, but I have fluffy towels and clean, fluffy sheets. I wore soft, fluffy jeans to work… and the Colts are still headed to the Super Bowl.

There. You have the happy ending first.

The most interesting aspect of the week (after the car incident) was wondering if we were going to get our electricity cut off. We ordered our electricity, set to begin in late November at this apartment, from Company A. After a month of not receiving a bill from Company A, I consulted their website FAQ which said it may take 45-60 days to receive the first bill. I decided to give them the allotted time listed on their website.

I waited for the first bill to arrive, never thinking anything was wrong, because we had electricity. Finally, after 60 days and no bill, I called Company A.

Company A uses outsourced customer service, the worst kind I encounter.

Side note to those who opt to outsource their customer service: Outsourced customer service (OCS) is not in your best interest. Dealing with OCS is worse than having to speak in tongues to bypass the uber-annoying voice automated system many companies now use. Think about it. The people working at OCS have no vested interest in your company or its performance and therefore don’t really care if they’re giving good customer service. They also don’t always have all the facts or helpful information (see below) that a person who cares about your company might have. In fact, nearly every OCS encounter I’ve had, the male representatives have been rude and treat me like I don’t have a brain. I’ve never been left with a good impression after talking to someone involved with OCS… but I digress.

While speaking with the OCS Company A uses, I found out the following things:

1. Company A cancelled our order for electricity and never bothered to call us and tell us. “You are not a customer of Company A,” I was told.

2. Apparently, the cancellation was my fault.

Apparently, according to the exceptionally rude OCS agent, I was “slamming” them – trying to switch companies while still having service with another. If Company A had bothered to check they’d have noticed I have a different name and credit history than the previous tenant. (Note: Neither Jene’ nor I have had electric service in our name in about six years since our old apartment complex provided electricity as a part of our rent. I found out from the nice lady at the Big Company who regulates electricity in our city that companies slam each other, customers do not).

Finally, after the very rude OCS agent kept repeating that we were slamming Company A and that our order was cancelled, and given the fact he was not helpful in anyway and defnintely not resolving my issue of not knowing what carrier we did have or who’s name our electricity was in (pesky privacy laws), I handed the phone to Jene’. I don’t deal with male chauvinists very well. This man was definitely not raised by a Southern woman.

Through this experience I also learned:

1. Jene’ can be terse over the phone and still smile.

Jene didn’t like the rude, not very helpful OCS agent. I think he may still be crying because he got his superior attitude handed back to him on a silver platter and I’m sure he didn’t realize it until after she hung up. Jene’ was raised by a Southern woman.

2. Company B, with which we have electricity as of today, has their own customer service department and they are very nice, well informed, and above all, VERY HELPFUL.

3. To our knowledge, our apartment complex was not paying for our electricity. In fact, we still don’t know who was. We had a grace period when we moved in, and since we know the electricity wasn’t in our name, we thought the error may have been overlooked, but no. This apartment hasn’t been on their bill.

It’s a mystery, but at least I know we’ll be getting a bill soon, and we know our electricity will be paid… and I know whose name is on the account!

Back to my fluffy towels.

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FLUFFY TOWELS, HERE I COME!

I finally bought a dryer today. It’s my first major appliance purchase in my life and I know it’s a warmup to buying a car. I hope I made a good choice (shoot, I know it’s just a dryer). I never thought I’d have enough money to buy a dryer, so this is a major monument in my life.

It’s been rainy and therefore, wet, here in Southeast Texas for at least a week. I’ve forgotten what the sun looks like! At least we don’t have the snow and ice some friends of mine have endured in the Austin and West Texas areas.

Did I, the Queen of Snow, just say that? lol, well, yes. I’d like to see enough snow to make a miniature snowman and let it go at that this year. I am, however, still collecting any and all snowman pictures made by just about anyone. So far this year, I’ve received a snowman (and snowdog), and an “iceman” from Austin in the past week. Send your submissions to me! I’ll add them to my collection.

Have a wonderful week!

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BLESS ME, I SNEEZED

Colds are the worst. On top of the bug I just had at Christmas, now I have the sniffles. I am congested, I’m sneezing, and I’m not sleeping all that well because of it. Did I mention that I’m coughing, too? So much fun!

I started some new duties at work and so far, so good. I made up my mind before I went to work Tuesday that no matter what, I wasn’t going to get stressed out over my circumstances, and I’ve renewed that vow every day. My first week as the new work me has gone all right and I know it’s because I was proactive in my thinking.

Right now, I’m going to start thinking that I’m going to get a good night’s sleep and see what happens. 🙂

“Achoo!”

Bless me, I sneezed.

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Welcome 2007

We’re moved in, about 95% unpacked, and we can find…most things. We are more than thrilled with our new apartment complex and the service we’ve received so far has made the move that much more worth it.

Jene’ had our favorite girls over and they’re spending the night… in her room. The fireworks have already started going off outside and I hope they sleep through it. I anticipate that there will be a plethora of fireworks in a little more than a half hour.

I’m not about to get all nostalgic over 2006. I’m ready for 2007 and pray it blows 2006 out of the water. I am starting many new things, and I pray I can handle all that comes my way. I will not make resolutions. I have trouble getting motivated and don’t seem to make any original or fresh ones anyway.

Therefore, my one and only plan is to grow closer to God, and I think the rest of the “resolutions” will fall into place.

And now, I’ll send a few e-mails, read about what’s been happening in the world today, toast 2007 and then get some rest. After all, there’s a lot of football to watch tomorrow!

Happy New Year… and if you want to try my new formula for success in 2007, let me know how it works for you. I’ll try to keep you in the loop as well. 🙂

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DEATH AND TAXES

…okay, just taxes.

I did my taxes last night. The one bright spot in not making much money is qualifying for e-file. In about two weeks, my tax refund will pop into my bank account. It also helps working in ONE PLACE and getting one W2. The only thing I have to send to the IRS is the 8453OL which just means I filed online and don’t have to file anything else.

I highly recommend e-filing! Then again, most of you probably have to have accounting help to file because you are in a higher tax bracket. This is probably the only moment I don’t necessarily envy you!

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PRINCESS DIARIES…

…twice in one night…

Yes, I’m watching it again! It’s either Princess Diaries, or Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, The Three Musketeers, or the news.

Granted, I can identify with Pippin in LOTR, so I could watch that… but I can’t really identify with Athos, Porthos, or Aramis in TTM. I really identify with the clumsy moments I’m witnessing in PD, so I’m watching that.

Oh, thank you Disney West!! Now it’s on again two times in a row…

I think I need to go to bed.

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SEWING EMERGENCY

I was 3/4 of the way through sewing a shirt and I ran out of thread. Yes, that’s right, you read it here, folks. I RAN OUT OF THREAD. I stared at the machine and the nearly empty spool of thread in disbelief…(I was smart enough to leave some on so I could match the thread, then realized at the store there’s a color number on the bottom of the spool, but I digress). The other color of blue thread (close enough to be sisters, really) ran out on me about five minutes later.

So, what’s a girl to do? I mean, after all, I’m sitting there, covered in bits of thread… hair all mussed, but it’s 6:00 p.m. and if I wait, I will have to get the thread after church and I wanted to wear this shirt to church… ugh. I also realized at this point that it’s been nearly 6 hours since I ate anything, and we all know how dangerous and stupid it is for me not to eat (thank goodness I ate before I tried to sew on the sleeves! Sleeves and I are still enemies). At the very least, I could get to the fabric store and forget why I’m there, not buy the thread, and end up back at home very confused and mad. Hmm… I stupidly choose thread over food.

It’s still hot and muggy out at 6 p.m. in Houston, and no, I haven’t gotten a/c in the car since the last time I whined about not having a/c in the car. Since I know the drug store carries only white, black and navy thread, I know that I will have to go to a fabric store to get Cielo Blue thread or one of its sisters or cousins so that I can get back home, reset myself into the sewing mood, and finish my shirt. I know that Wally World might have at least a cousin of the color of blue thread I need, but Wally World on a Saturday is usually overrun with people, so I kept driving, straight into the sun, to get to the fabric store.

Finally, I get to JoAnn’s and buy thread… and since I haven’t eaten, I buy lots of thread, so now I can sew anything navy or black or red, or even pink for that matter and not have to buy thread. I never remember my mother ever running out of thread, even random colors like Cielo Blue. I’m stocked up now and I actually remembered not to buy white. I already have six spools of white thread. I’m not sure why. I never sew anything white.

On the way home, I stop by Kohl’s to look at the clearance rack for a new bathing suit. Didn’t find anything… and I start the “haven’t eaten wandering” thing and end up at a rack of t-shirts for five dollars. (Since I’ve eaten, I’ve looked and found that I bought a purple t-shirt with flip flops on it. It’s the right size, so that’s good).

I finally get back in the car and turn towards home. I fall spectacularly off the diet wagon and stop at McDonald’s on the way. Oh, come on now, it was an emergency. Otherwise, I’d still be driving around and stopping at places and Lord knows what I’d be wearing tomorrow.

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A WEEK OF BLONDE MOMENTS

If you know me all, you know I embrace my blondeness. Some examples from this week:

Blonde moment #1 involved orange barrels (think construction nightmares). I will say no more about that.

Blonde moment #2 involved the washing machine. Apparently this random light switch outside the closet that the machine is in is directly connected to the outlet in the closet and if you turn it off, the washer won’t work. The maintenance people at our complex LOVE us. I’m sure we were a source of amusement for them.

Blonde moment #3 involved meeting the new pastor’s wife at the church where I work. She isn’t very tall and when she reached across the desk to shake my hand. I conked her elbow on the shelf. Brilliant.

Blonde moment #4 involved the speaker system in the office suite I work in. I used the remote at the desk I was using to turn up the stereo. I kept turning it up and up but there was no sound. So, I thought I had turned it down sufficiently. I went to the closet where the main console was and noticed the speaker buttons were off. I pushed the speaker button and NO I had not turned it down at all! It was at FULL volume!! You’ve heard the noise… the loudest sound burst imaginable without making you pass out. Imagine someone taking the heart paddles and shouting, “CLEAR!” and shocking you while you were still alert. That’s how the ladies felt out there. I think I nearly gave one a heart attack. Brilliant.

Friday, however, I was blonde moment free. I was grateful to take a blonde day off.

One other note… Memorial Day will be my first paid day off in almost 5 years! I will truly be able to relax and enjoy myself.

Good night and may the blonde not be near you when her blonde control gauge explodes.